Those Darn Republicans!

Fire alarms reportedly went off at 3 a.m., rousing Democrats from their slumber at the Great Wolf Lodge. They blame Republicans.

DNC delegates staying at the Great Wolf Lodge were awoken at 3 a.m. when a fire alarm roused them from their sweet, sweet dreams of Sandra Fluke and Fauxcahontas powwowing in giant vagina costumes.

As it turned out, there was a small kitchen fire in the facility, which activated the alarms. Still, Republicans were doubtless to blame.

It’s the Democrat theme.