Pastors Unite To Fight Obama

A group of racist pastors has formed to campaign against Obama’s re-election. Wait – they’re black pastors. But they oppose Barky, so they must be racist haters. Maybe they just hate Barky’s white half. That’d probably be okay, then. It gets confusing at times, but since we’ve all been toldad nauseum that to oppose Barky is to be a racist, these pastors really muddled things up there, for a bit. Good thing Barky’s half white!

Now that we’re straight on that, it should be mentioned that in addition to being racists, these pastors are homophobic bigots.

That’s right – they oppose that cracker Barky’s support of homosexual marriage; claiming that such support marginalizes the family. Given that a large majority of black children born in America are born out of wedlock in any case, one might not expect homosexual marriage to be such a hot-button issue, but they claim 3,742 African-American (black) pastors on board for the anti-Obama campaign.

The Rev. Williams Owens, who is president and founder of the Coalition of African-Americans Pastors and the leader of the campaign, has highlighted opposition to same-sex marriage among African-Americans (sic). He calls this campaign “an effort to save the family.”

“The time has come for a broad-based assault against the powers that be that want to change our culture to one of men marrying men and women marrying women,” said Owens, in an interview Tuesday after the launch event at the National Press Club. “I am ashamed that the first black president chose this road, a disgraceful road.”

In a fiery Tuesday press conference at the press club, Owens said Obama was taking the black vote for granted and decried the idea of similarities between the gay rights movement and the civil rights movement.

At the Tuesday press conference, Owens questioned Obama’s commitment to black Americans, stating that the president is just “half-black, half-white” and has long “ignored the black press.”

In view of the fact that homosexuals and blacks routinely proclaim themselves to be core constituencies of the Democrat Party, and in view of the fact that the Democrat platform consists of nothing more than efforts to screw America, it seems reasonable for the Democrats to adopt a different symbol – more along the lines of what the folks at Boned Jello have proposed:

Res Ipsa Loquitor
The Democratic Party today announced that it is changing its symbol from the Donkey to a Condom because it more accurately reflects the Party’s political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of dicks, and gives you a sense of security while you’re actually being screwed!Damn, it just doesn’t get more accurate than that!
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